if the director knew he was satirizing traditional disaster movies, cinematic universes, plot armor characters, and the ever-creeping-longer movie runtimes, this would be ★★★★★
the cgi is bad, character design didn’t make sense, and there’s a serious misunderstanding of scale/speed between the cgi and real characters.
he really tried to cram alien and prometheus into a single movie, but lost the metaphors they represent along the way